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DnD Rules at the Gate of Moria
<At the Gate of Moria.>
Party: Aragorn, Boromir, Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, BILL, Gimli, Legolas
Party: We'll be here…you know…preparing for evil.
Gandalf: Sounds good. I'll see if I can remember the password.
<roll higher intelligence check, under 17>
Gandalf: D20 reads, 19, what the heck?! You guys keep preparing, I'll try again.
<roll higher intelligence check, under 17>
Gandalf: D20 reads, 20?! No blasted way! Trying again.
<roll higher intelligence check, under 17>
Gandalf: D20 reads, 18…freaking crap. I almost had it. Almost.
Frodo: Almost isn't good enough. Lemme try.
Gandalf: Sure. And you have to what, roll under a five.
Frodo: I'm still trying.
<roll intelligence check, under 5>
Frodo: D20 reads…2! Sweetness. Dude, Gandalf, read it again.
Gandalf: …speak friend and enter.
Frodo: Well, duh. It's a riddle. Speak “friend” and enter. What's the Elvish word for friend?
<Language check, elvish proficiency.>
Gandalf: Mellon.
<Door opens. Enter.>