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In Saruman's Tower:
S: Gandalf, I am no longer Saruman the White.
G: No, it can't be!
S: Now, my friend, I am Saruman of Many Colors!
G: I knew it!
S: Yes, I'm--
G: You're gay!
S: No I'm not! I'm evil!
G: Awesome, now I can collect on that bet with Radaghast the Brown...
Fin