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Slogans
Here we have a collection of Middle Earth slogans and catch phrases that my friends and I randomly listed and 'researched' after seeing Two Towers...and yes, they are alphabetized.
The pause that refreshes. (Death of a Wizard)--The pause that refreshes. (Coca-cola)--
When you care to send the very best. (Elven Archers from Rivendell)--When you care to send the very best. (Hallmark)--
The antidote for civilization. (Evil)--The antidote for civilization. (Club Med)--
If you want to keep your head, get a helm. (Helmets)--If you want to get ahead, get a hat. (Hat Council)--
Everybody's invited. (Helm's Deep)--Everybody's invited. (Samsung)--
Danny
They take a lickin' but keep on kickin'! (Hobbits)--They take a licking and keep on ticking. (Timex)--
Think small. (Hobbits)--Think small. (Volkswagen)--
Hobbits: The other white meat. (Hobbits)--Pork: The other white meat. (Pork)--
Everything you need. (Lembas)--Everything you need. (Ericsson)--
Danny
Khazad Brew: Dwarvish for ale. (Khazad Brew)--Fosters: Austrailian for beer. (Fosters beer)--
It's mead time. (Mead)--It's Miller time. (Miller)--
This mead's for you. (Mead)--This Bud's for you. (Budweiser)--
Got mead? (Mead)--Got milk? (Milk)--
Where's the mead? (Mead)--Where's the beef? (Wendy's)--
Ask for more! (Miruvor, Official Drink of Rivendell!)--Ask for more! (Pepsi)--
Danny
Fight in your world, die in ours. (Mordor)--Live in your world, play in ours. (Playstation)--
The ultimate stomping machine. (Oliphaunt)--The ultimate driving machine. (BMW)--
Orc: It's what's for dinner. (Orc)--Beef: It's what's for dinner. (Beef)--
Breakfast of champions. (Orc)--Breakfast of champions. (Wheaties)--
Connecting people! (Palantir)--Connecting people. (Nike)--
Danny
Just do it! (The Quest)--Just do it! (Nike)--
Danny
The appliance of science. (Saruman's Explosives and Demolishing Service)--The appliance of science. (Zanussi)--
The eye never sleeps. (Sauron)--The Citi never sleeps. (Citi bank)--
Do you fear me now? Good! (Sauron)--Can you hear me now? Good! (Verizon Wireless)--
Bookworm2000
Hand cultivated by goblins. (Uruk-Hai)--Hand-built by robots. (Fiat Strada)--
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