GWDS


	Beware the Chipmunk The Chicken! \| LMF I \| In Saruman's Tower: \| GWDS \| DnD Rules at the Gate of Moria \| Faramir of Lauxly \| Legolas's Bow \| Legolas in the Fellowship \| Shaving? \| Hello \| Fooshiepants GWDS <The movie begins and goes on until Boromir is a pincushion...> Aragorn: walks on scene Oh botheration. They're all dead already! pauses and sees Boromir Oh no! Boromir: lying inert . . . Aragorn: No! Boromir! You're dead! tearing up You shall not have died in vain- Boromir: slight breathing ...actually, I'm not dead... Aragorn: Then you shall not have been mortally wounded in- Boromir: I think I'm getting better... Legolas: meandering in the background Bring out your dead...bring out your dead... Aragorn: You're not fooling anyone, you'll be stone cold in a moment. Boromir: I don't want to die! Aragorn: Oh do shut up and let me have my moment! Boromir: I think I'll go for a walk! Legolas: still meandering Give 'im a moment. He'll be dead in a minute. Boromir: I feel happy! I feel happy! Aragorn: We don't have a moment! We have to get the bloody hobbits! Hoy! Legolas! Do me a favor, 'ere? Legolas: Right! thwack Ninepence. Boromir: dies Aragorn: You shall not have died in vain...the white city will not fall. <The movie continues...> Fin